Monday, 29 December 2008

  • it's just ridiculous

    This is a clip from a website entitled "Five Things Every Christian Should Know"
    This part was taken from #5 and was about how we all need to defend our faith. Howbeit, its so ridiculous how this writer believes that his friend is saved because the writer said one quote from the bible and thanked God for this "instant" salvation...


    --> One of the most anticipated Summer events for members of my youth group as a kid was Super Summer. Every year during the hottest part of the summer, we would load up an jalopy church van and make the two-hour journey to Kansas City so we could cram into an undersized (also unairconditioned) auditorium with a few thousand of our closest friends. We rocked out to loud music, chanted "We love Jesus yes we do, we love Jesus how 'bout you?" until it reached a fevered pitch, and listened to a motivational speaker get us fired up for the obligatory two-week life change that every camper is bound to produce. Good times.

    One year at Super Summer (isn't that the way all good stories are supposed to start?), the theme was "Evangelism." Throughout the week, we were taught a modified version of the "Roman Road" to salvation and pointed questions that were intended to help us turn any conversation to a conversation about spiritual things. It was supposed to go something like this:

    Friend: "Hey man, did you watch the Cowboys on Sunday?"
    Me: "Yea. Hey, do you believe in God?"
    Friend: "I guess. The Cowboys were pretty awful huh?"
    Me: "Yea they were. Who is Jesus to you?"
    Friend: "I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me."
    Me: "I'd love to. Take out your Bible and turn to Romans 3:23"
    Friend: "Okay. I happen to have the KJV and NIV in my bookbag, which would you prefer?"
    Me: "Whichever you would like. Romans 3:23 says we're all sinners."
    Friend: "No doubt about that."
    Me: "Romans 6:23 says we owe God death, but God sent His Son as our gift. Is there anything keeping you from trusting in Christ right now?"
    Friend: "I can't think of any."
    Me: "Great. Let's pray and thank God for your salvation right now."

    After learning this method, they turned us loose on fellow campers so we could practice evangelizing each other. I'm not going to lie; I was a master evangelist that week. I led more fake people to fake professions of faith in Christ than Billy Graham could shake a stick at. People were swarming to the fake altar after my presentations. This was easy.

    By the end of the week I was ready to take on my entire high school. I reasoned that with three years left in high school, I could average ten conversions a week no problem. Ten conversions times fifty weeks (one off for Christmas and Spring Break each... I planned to keep going during the Summer) all of Rock Bridge High School would be won over before I graduated. After all, how hard could it be?<--

    (http://chrisfreeland.blogspot.com/2005/12/five-things-every-christian-should_20.html)



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